Man Vows To Eat Jason Segel’s Picture Every Day Until Actor Eats His

Chew on this: A Toronto man wants a taste of celebrity and hell stomach anything to get it.

Noah Maloney, who posts YouTube videos under the tasteful and not-gross-at-all moniker of Dog Shit, has vowed to eat a picture of actor Jason Segel every day until the actor returns the, well, you cant really call it a favor.

Maloney posted his first video on Thursday and he spends four minutes and 21 seconds chewing on Segels headshot.

HuffPost has reached out to Maloney and Segel to get their reactions, but both have kept their lips sealed thus far.

The complete video is above, but you can watch the best parts through the magic of GIF-arama.

Here he is taking his first bites.

Now hes working on the head.

You cant eat that much fibrous paper without a water break.

Keeping your mouth closed when chewing up a photo of actor Jason Segel is the epitome of good manners.

Of course, when your nose itches, its hard not to scratch.

Mmmm, the last bite is just as good as the first (which probably wasnt that good to begin with).

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